Fiction / Eldridge Thomas III
:: Abducting Jolie ::
Peter twists everything she does now into evidence she’s unwell. Like how she eats chocolate popcorn and pickles incessantly, apparently as horrifying as kicking puppies or telling old people they stink. How was she to know cocoa-dusted popcorn and sweet pickles made such a perfect match? Why should she give them up just because she’s no longer pregnant?
She didn’t drink Diet Coke. No caffeine. Now she drinks it by the liter. She’s not trying to prove something.
Why don’t you get to bed at a decent hour? Why don’t you wake up at a decent hour? Why don’t you clean like you used to?
She cleans as she always did, which is to say: not wonderfully. He knew that when they married. She was upfront with her pluses and minuses. If it bothers him so much, he could pick up a dang feather duster. He could organize his books and magazines stacked everywhere, like she’s asked him a million times.
Watching so much TV isn’t healthy, he says, like he doesn’t know that Oprah’s back. She took the week off at the bank to sit in front of it, slicing into her Florida summer beach time. That’s how much it means to her.
She guesses it’s his Florida beach time, too.
He does mention the fifteen hundred she downright blew on the sixty-five-inch Samsung and the five hundred she threw away hiring two men to hang it above their little fireplace. She asked him to hang it. He said they didn’t need a new TV.
Like he doesn’t know there’s a shelf life on her obsession. Oprah said they’ll see the aliens in a week’s time. That’s tonight, but Peter says he’s going to play poker. He won’t even watch it with her. Says he won’t enable her.
NBC preempted Law and Order. That’s how serious it is. It’s Oprah—not Geraldo.
Peter uses words like enable now, words Dr. Winters gave him to prove she’s loony tunes. Those two got it all figured out.
Their house has an open floor plan. Living room on one side, kitchen and dining on the other, a walkway between. The living room is sunken. Her mom calls it a conversation pit.
Jodie’s in the oversized recliner, a one hundred-twenty-eight-ounce jar of pickles at her feet, popcorn in her lap, Diet Cokes lined beside her. She hears Peter’s shuffle; he always drags his feet. He pops out of the hallway and looks down at her with the same riled twitch in his eye. Six months running.
“Are you sure you won’t go?” he asks.
He looks Chinese but sounds British. His dad was from Beijing but studied physics in Manchester, where dad met mom. Peter studied physics at Emory, where he met Jodie, sort of. They really met at The Varsity, where she worked the hotdog counter trying to afford Atlanta. She’s from small-town Bainbridge but always wanted a city.
She glances at the half-grandfather clock.
“It starts in forty-two minutes,” she says.
“I thought you might change your mind. We could use a sixth.”
He wears a red western shirt with pearl snaps, faded jeans, and a brass belt buckle. His lucky poker outfit. He once asked if he looked like Bill Hickok.
“Get out of here, partner,” she says.
“Should I be leaving you alone?”
They were in the car together, coming back from Kellie’s Easter dinner, but he says he doesn’t remember it that way.
“Jodie,” he says. “It’d be good if you could walk away. It’d be real progress. We’ll discover whatever happens on the Oprah Winfrey program later.”
God forbid a woman question what a man says he saw. It’s been Hell since.
*
She must see Dr. Winters once a week, if she really wants to save their marriage.
Dr. Winters’s office is sterile and characterless with its paneled wood walls and amber lighting. The books on the shelves have rounded spines with gold lettering, and her desk is meticulously bare. Four diplomas hang on the wall, one from Mercer, two from Georgia Tech, one from Emory.
Dr. Winters always stands by the two hardback leather chairs to greet her, extending her hand like it’s the one social norm she must and can tolerate. Her hand feels spongy and feverish, like cradling a blue jay.
“Why have you come to see me, Jodie?” she asks, every time.
“Peter says—”
“Peter aside, how do you think I might help you?”
“I don’t know.”
“Jodie, it’s difficult to help someone who doesn’t know they need help.”
Every dress Dr. Winters wears is apple-colored: red, green, or yellow. They all have the same flat design, making her look as though she doesn’t have a figure to speak of. She doesn’t even wear a belt, which might prove she has a waist.
“Well, I guess everybody could use somebody to talk to.”
“What would you like to discuss, then?” she asks.
“Peter—”
“Let’s not discuss Peter. Let’s discuss you.”
“Talking about Peter is sort of discussing me, isn’t it?”
Dr. Winters purses her lips when she thinks.
“Did you and Peter have troubles before losing the baby?” she asks.
“Not before the baby was taken. Why would we have?”
*
Her phone rings.
“I have some questions for you, kiddo.”
It’s her mom.
“Shoot.”
“Are you even old enough to remember Oprah’s show?”
“I saw it sometimes after school, before you got home.”
It was just the two of them. Her dad skipped the light fantastic when she was barely old enough to remember how his muttonchops met his mustache. He was a big rig driver. She imagines seeing him on the interstate someday and shooting him the bird.
Her mom kept the books for a company that makes wood crates. They weren’t well-to-do, but they were comfortable. She didn’t feel particularly less than the kids she went to school with.
Jodie munches on popcorn and watches Laugh, Stupid! on mute. Brando Joyner, the star of the show, makes a pervy face, and his TV girlfriend slaps him. Jodie grins. She hears her mom say ouch.
“What’s his wife’s name?” her mom asks.
“On the show?”
“What’s her real-life name?”
“Kari Shriver.”
“She’s got a mean wallop.”
It’s a fictionalized account of Brando’s real-life journey as a stand-up comic. He’s known for his physical comedy, whatever that means. He just makes a lot of faces. The Hollywood gossips say he’s gay. She wishes people didn’t have to hide who they really are.
“How will I know if these aliens are, you know, the ones?”
Her mom goes along with everything, always has. In high school, the guy in her friend group, Kyle, claimed to have a tenth-degree black belt in jiu jitsu. He was a barbecue pitmaster and a renowned lion tamer. Her mom asked Kyle if he knew any martial arts moves to help her aching back. They did these weird little dances in the living room for an hour. Her mom never called Kyle out for clearly making it up as he went.
“I don’t know, Mom. Seems like it’ll be pretty obvious.”
For years, Kyle had talked about how he played piano. One night, they were over at their friend Tonya’s. He sat down at the upright in the basement and went to town on some Billy Joel, and everyone sang along. No one could believe it.
“I mean, how will I know they’re your aliens?”
“I guess I’ll have to tell you.”
Jodie doesn’t know if her mom really believes her, but she’s grateful for somebody who doesn’t treat her like a wackadoodle. Her mom’s voice is a little country, all even keel. Jodie misses her frizzy graying hair and soft aura. Her momma has always been the best momma.
“What if they are? What’ll you do?”
“There must be other women like me out there. We’ll band together.”
“Jimmy says if the aliens are real, they won’t be friendly.”
Jimmy is manager at the crate company. He’s a beer-bellied know-it-all. Her mom’s worked with him twenty years.
“They’re going on a talk show, Mom. They can’t be all bad.”
“Jimmy says they’re using Oprah to announce they plan to enslave earthlings and take over the world.”
“Enslave earthlings?” She chuckles.
“Jodie, they’re taking unborn babies from women’s bellies.”
Jodie doesn’t say anything. She watches the credits for Laugh, Stupid!, takes a sip of Diet Coke. The phone is warm on her ear.
“Right, Jodie?”
“I didn’t think about it like that, Mom.”
*
Dr. Winters wears her yellow apple dress, and she’s already a delight.
“How is your sleep?”
“Much better,” Jodie lies.
Dr. Winters prescribed melatonin when the antidepressant and ADHD meds kept her bouncing off walls. Jodie doesn’t take the quetiapine. She’s not a schizo.
“Why have you come to see me, Jodie?”
“It’s been months, so we’re old friends at this point.”
Dr. Winters cocks her head. Jodie laughs nervously. Dr. Winters scribbles something in her notebook.
“I’d like for you to tell me when your fascination with aliens from outer space began.”
“Oh, I don’t have a fascination,” she says. “I mean, I guess I do now, but I didn’t. Not before, you know.”
Dr. Winters nods and scribbles and asks questions without looking up.
“Has anyone in your family ever claimed to have been abducted, other than yourself?”
“Nope, nobody.”
“Any of your friends?”
“Nope.”
“Anyone claim to have seen a spacecraft or a little green man?”
“They’re gray.”
“Pardon?”
“No, I don’t know anybody else who’s seen aliens. Except Peter.”
“He denies seeing them.”
“Yes,” Jodie says. She shifts in her chair.
“Are you a fan of science fiction movies or television programs?”
“I like Star Trek some. Chris Pine is so handsome.”
“Chris Pine?”
“He’s the actor. He plays the main guy, the charismatic, somewhat reckless leader.”
“What about the X‑Files?”
“I saw an episode when I was little, and that was enough. There was this kid who could control electricity, but all he did with his powers was kill people. Scary stuff.”
“What sorts of movies and television shows do you prefer?”
“I love a good period drama. Anything Jane Austen or Downton Abbey.”
“Horror?”
“I’m a pretty average girl.”
Dr. Winters drops her pen and stares.
Jodie begins to wonder if she’ll stare forever. She considers the long, frosted windows and wonders if an awning might break her fall if she jumped out of one. They’re on the third floor.
“Your father left when you were young.”
“I was four.”
“You say that’s your sole childhood trauma.”
“I wouldn’t say trauma. Lots of parents skedaddle.”
“I don’t understand, Jodie.”
“You don’t understand what, Dr. Winters?”
“Is it the news? How do you feel about migrants?”
“I married Peter.”
“British immigrants aren’t what you see on CNN.”
“No, I guess not.”
“Have you ever felt threatened by illegals? Have you ever encountered gang activity?”
“God no.”
Jodie remembers the Mexicans who came through her small Georgia town, mostly to help farmers plant and harvest. They were pleasant enough. If anything, they seemed suspicious of the locals.
“My momma thinks them bubbas will change their tune once they shut down the Mexican restaurants,” Jodie says. “They sure do like a margarita on a Friday night.”
Dr. Winters sits expressionless.
“So, you discuss illegal aliens with your mother?”
“I mean, I guess, sometimes. Isn’t that normal?”
“It isn’t normal to claim aliens took a fetus from your uterus.”
“I never said it was normal.”
Jodie looks at her wrist. They still have thirty minutes.
*
Peter drives them in his 1970 diamond blue Mustang. It’s the one car they own. He bought it and started restoring it right after he came over, before they’d even met. He calls it the perk of Americana.
They wear pastels, him in corduroy and a pink short-sleeve shirt and her in a yellow rib-knit dress. An old Willie Nelson tune about an angel flying too close to the sun plays on the radio.
She sits catty-cornered in the seat with her hands on her watermelon belly and watches him drive. They’re taking the long way home from Athens. She watches the power lines and Georgia pines pass, the fading sun’s yellow, the indigo skyline’s sluggish darkening. She smells the cherry blossoms in bloom, their powdery lush vanilla, and feels the warmth of a perfect spring day.
They’re happy.
Then Peter’s eyes close. She thinks he’s teasing.
“Stop, Peter. It’s not funny.” She nudges his shoulder, but he doesn’t snap to. She panics. “Peter, wake up.” She slugs his shoulder.
His head falls to his chest, but his hands continue to grip the wheel. The car slows, rolls to a stop.
“What’s happening?” she asks and shakes him. She pulls his face into her hands and gently slaps it. He doesn’t respond.
The car drifts into a fog, and she can’t see anything out the windows. The radio turns to static and then a high-pitched buzz. She smells turpentine.
She turns to grab her door handle, and there, in the open window, she sees its huge gray head, its inky black eyes. It reaches for her, and she screams before passing out.
*
Oprah sits alone on a couch in a studio somewhere. Behind her, a giant screen reads: We are not alone.
Jodie unmutes the TV.
“Last Thursday,” Oprah says, “I was asleep at my home in Chicago when I was awakened by a brilliant milky light.”
“Peter with you?” her mom asks.
“Poker,” Jodie says.
“I saw the outlines of three bodies standing at the foot of my bed. They were short and thin with stick-figure arms and legs and an elongated head.”
“Is that what they look like?”
“Mom, I’m trying to listen.”
“They did not say words, but I heard them inside my head. They said it’s time for humanity to meet other lifeforms.”
Oprah pushes her eyeglasses up the bridge of her nose.
“He should be with you.”
“Mom, I don’t want to talk about Peter.”
“They said I had to make introductions,” Oprah says, “and it had to happen in a week’s time.”
“They chose her? Why not the president?”
“Mom, I’ve got to go.”
“Okay, darling. We’ll talk after—”
Jodie ends the call.
*
“Is there anything in there about it?”
She and Peter sit at the dining table, having their breakfast. She pokes her spoon around a fruit and yogurt bowl. He reads the news on his tablet like he does every morning and chomps on an apple, not even acknowledging she spoke.
“Peter, is there anything in there about last night?”
“I’m sorry, my duck,” he says. “What about last night?”
“Somebody must’ve seen something. Look in the Athens paper.”
“I’m sorry,” he says, again. “What are we discussing?”
“Did anybody see the fog or strange lights or a UFO?”
His mouth curves, amused.
“Don’t, Peter. You remember.”
“Remember what?”
“Please, don’t call me crazy.”
“Are you unwell?”
He gets up, goes to her, kneels beside her.
“Tell me what happened last night.”
“Peter, you were there.”
“Tell me like I wasn’t there, from the beginning.”
“You drove us back from Kellie’s—”
“My darling, Jodie.” He holds up his hand to hush her.
“Why are you pretending you don’t know, Peter?”
“Easter was a week ago. The stillbirth was a week ago.”
“Stillbirth?”
“You were both excited about the pregnancy?” Dr. Winters asks. She wears her red apple dress and seems more human than usual.
“So excited,” Jodie says. “Mom came up to help us with the house. His parents were going to fly in for the birth. I never felt so happy.”
“You were literally full of life.”
“Yes, that’s right.” Jodie giggles. “We put plastic covers on all the power outlets. We painted the guest room a bright yellow. Peter painted flowers on the wall. I didn’t even know he had artistic talent. We had a bassinet and a crib, a little chifforobe. I guess we still do. The room is exactly as it was.”
“Peter wants to try again?”
“Maybe.”
“You don’t know if he wants to try again?”
“We haven’t talked about it.”
“How come?”
“We didn’t want to know the gender,” she says, still smiling, “and we had the names narrowed down to two each.”
“Do you want to try again?”
Jodie stiffens, not wanting to say how guilty she’d feel having another with a baby already up there somewhere. Not until they give this one back. She doesn’t want to risk them taking it, too.
“They changed my insides. I might not be able to.”
“What were the names?” Dr. Winters asks.
Jodie smiles.
“Simon or Lewis for a boy,” she says. “Margaret Mary or Mary Olivia for a girl.”
“You still have no recollection of the stillbirth?”
Of course not, Jodie thinks.
“You were in the hospital two days. Peter says you lost a great deal of blood.”
Peter’s in on it.
“Jodie, your grief is real, even if the aliens are not.”
She doesn’t want to hear Dr. Winters talk about false memories.
She’s awake. She’s groggy and tries to focus her eyes. The ceiling is sapphire and moves like water. The walls too. The floor too.
She’s naked. She realizes she’s hovering midair, and this frightens her. She kicks, and her body turns upright. She paddles her legs and arms, and her feet tap tap tap to land on the floor. She feels a small rhythm in her feet.
She kneels and covers her privates. It’s when she realizes the eight-month swell of her belly is gone.
“No,” she says, already defeated. “God, no.”
She breaks in sorrow and cradles herself, screams, but her anguish is too much, and her achy, heaving yowl leaves her mouth without sound.
Then his corduroy leg is over her. She grabs it and climbs him until her head rests against his chest.
“Peter,” she says.
“Don’t cry, my biscuit,” he says.
“The baby,” she says, and he steadies her before she collapses again.
“There,” he says. He motions for her to see behind her.
She turns and sees a cylinder the size of a large hourglass hover five feet in the air, filled with an amber-glowing liquid and their baby.
She rushes to it, palms its surface. It’s hard like porcelain.
“Baby,” she says. “My baby.”
Her skin is gossamer thin. Her tiny organs and bones and veins. Her tummy pushes in, out. She stretches out a yawn.
“She’s breathing.”
Peter’s hand massages her shoulder.
“Isn’t our Mary so lovely?”
“Help me get her out of there.”
She smells turpentine. The alien is behind them.
Everybody wants her to go back to work, but she can’t believe how many abductees there are and can’t stop reading about them online. She finds the forums, the documentaries, the firsthand video and audio accounts, sometimes from way back when, sometimes from last week.
There are support groups, sometimes online, sometimes in person. One meets weekly in Atlanta. She googles the address. An Episcopal church. Maybe she’ll go, but some of these people lie like a no-legged dog. Some act like it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to them.
One girl said she got her baby back. Maybe she did something Jodie didn’t.
She’s in bed with her laptop. Peter doesn’t say good morning when he gets up. He doesn’t kiss her goodbye.
She checks her body for markings. They’re there: a small brown dot that could be a freckle if she didn’t know better and a pink dot, half an inch above it, three times the brown one’s size. A brown dot and pink dot on both hips. They weren’t there before.
So many people report multiple abductions. She can’t suffer another.
She just can’t.
She realizes she’s spent the day in bed when she hears the door, Peter coming home. She considers rushing to the bathroom to brush her hair, maybe getting in the shower. She wouldn’t be surprised if she were covered in a film of dust. How long has it been? This isn’t day one.
“We must talk,” she hears him announce before he even steps a foot in their bedroom.
She remembers how she could listen to him say anything for hours at a time, how she wanted him as her GPS voice. So sexy. Not just the words all Brits pronounce differently, like schedule and advertisement. She liked them all. She liked him all.
“Jodie, it’s been weeks.”
He sits on the bed’s edge, places a hand on her knee.
“Enough,” he says.
“Peter, I—”
“Enough,” he shouts. She hadn’t picked up on his temper. “It wasn’t only you.”
“You were there, Peter. We talked. We saw Mary in the jar.”
“We did not,” he says. “We did not, Jodie, see our baby in a jar. There are no such things as aliens.”
“There are. You saw—”
“You said you were feeling unwell, and you would have a quick kip. I enjoyed the sun and the drive, and, when I looked over to you again, you were a bloody mess. I thought— It was so awful to think I’d lost you both.”
“It’s not what happened, Peter.”
“You held our baby, Jodie.”
“What?”
“At the hospital. You held her as we said goodbye. She died in your arms.”
“That didn’t happen.”
“It wasn’t only you, Jodie. It has been extremely distressing for me as well.”
He stands, brushes the wrinkles out of his trousers.
“Would you fancy a cuppa? I’ll put on some tea.”
He leaves for the kitchen.
He’s such a liar.
Oprah says the aliens are imminent. Jodie’s pulse races through her neck.
Her phone rings. It’s her mom. She hits decline.
She hears the front door. She looks over to the foyer and doesn’t see anybody.
“Who’s there?”
Peter comes into her line of sight, hands in pockets.
Jodie turns from him to the TV, back and forth. Oprah’s in the audience with her microphone. Some in the audience look amused, some concerned.
“What’re you doing here?” she asks.
“Everyone withdrew. They all want to watch that bloody program.”
“Come sit.”
She motions to his favorite spot on the couch, beside a side table with a lamp and a stack of magazines.
Oprah is talking. Jodie can’t focus. Oprah’s saying something about how they breathe air like the rest of us.
“I happened upon some right gulls who said they’d play, but we must host the game.”
“Peter, no. Not tonight.”
“They’ll be here momentarily, my pet.”
“My show.” A tear blurs her vision.
“Easy money, my sweet. They’re all plonkers.”
“Plonkers?”
Oprah asks somebody what he hopes to hear from the aliens.
“That they come in peace,” the man says. They all applaud.
“Please, my show.”
There’s a knock at the door, and Peter leaves to answer it.
The audience looks only afraid now. They’re seeing something off camera. Why won’t they just show the aliens?
There’s no sound in the foyer, no door opening or closing, no footsteps, no voices, no anything.
“Hello, Jodie.”
She turns.
“Dr. Winters, you shouldn’t be here.”
Dr. Winters wears her apple green dress. She stands beside Peter. They stare down at her with pity.
“Peter invited us,” Dr. Winters says. “Won’t you join us in the real world, Jodie?”
“Dr. Winters, my heart is set on this show.”
“We should talk, Jodie. Come, sit with us.”
“I don’t want to.”
On the television, the audience stirs. People whisper. Cameras wobble. Something’s wrong.
“People of the world,” Oprah says, her voice strained but steady, “I present beings from another planet.”
Jodie swallows her breath.
Two figures step onto the stage. They’re avocado-green, big-headed, ridiculous. They wear glittering purple blazers.
“Oh no,” Jodie says.
Her phone rings. It’s her mom. She hits decline.
The broadcast glitches. The sound warps. The image freezes mid-frame: Oprah’s face caught between composure and confusion. Then black.
Jodie hears cards shuffle.
“Jodie.”
“Dr. Winters, leave me alone.”
Jodie bangs the remote, hoping the show will return.
Her phone rings. She hits decline.
“Jodie, look at the pot. If you want this, you’ll have to win it.”
It’s then she smells the turpentine.
Jodie stands and turns to them. Peter is at the head of the table. Dr. Winters opposite him. Sitting between them: the aliens, the real aliens. Gray, inky-eyed, terrible. The cylinder rests in the center, glowing amber. Her baby’s peach body turns like a sunflower tailing the sun. Her little leg kicks.
Jodie steps out of the sunken living room and takes the open seat between an alien and Dr. Winters. The alien across from her nods, and she hears it say hello, a rumbling tenor echo, without uttering a word.
Peter deals five cards to each of them.
“Look at that silliness on the television,” Dr. Winters says.
Jodie turns to see a green alien’s long fingers wrapped around some heavyset guy’s neck. The camera zooms in on the man’s face as it turns blue, and the screen goes to black and then to NBC’s logo.
“What will you wager?” Dr. Winters asks and purses her lips.
“Everything,” Jodie says.
“You understand what’s at stake, then?”
“I’ve always understood, Dr. Winters.”
“How many cards do you need, my flower?”
Jodie peeks at her hand. Queens full of fours, a full house.
She knows what she’ll do next.
She’ll find Peter’s hammer and a long nail. She’ll tap the glass until it cracks. She’ll wipe her baby clean with their best towels, the salmon ones her mom gave them last Christmas. She’ll carry her to the bedroom, bundle her in a soft blanket, and curl up beside her on the mattress. It’ll be the two of them, warm and snug.
No one will try to take or separate them ever again, and no one will tell her that she’s only dreaming.
From the writer
:: Account ::
“Abducting Jodie” began with two unrelated cultural memories that eventually fused together in my mind: the tabloid sincerity of alien abduction stories from the 1990s and the strange social loneliness surrounding stillbirth. Both involve experiences that listeners often feel pressured either to fully accept or fully reject. I became interested in what happens when grief creates a reality more emotionally bearable than the one everyone else accepts.
I grew up in South Georgia, where conversations about the supernatural, religion, conspiracies, folk wisdom, and television often existed side by side without much contradiction. People might discuss angels, prophetic dreams, UFO sightings, and prescription medication in the same porch conversation. I wanted the story to preserve that quality rather than treat belief as something cleanly rational or irrational.
The story’s structure emerged once I realized that what mattered most was the reality of Jodie’s emotional experience. I wasn’t interested in making the story a puzzle about aliens. I wanted the reader to experience the exhausting instability of a woman trying to understand an unbearable loss while psychiatry, marriage, memory, media spectacle, and her own experience offer competing explanations.
Oprah became central because she occupies a uniquely American space between celebrity, confession, spirituality, and public trust. The idea of extraterrestrial revelation occurring via a daytime television host struck me as both absurd and strangely inevitable.
As I wrote, I found myself increasingly interested in tenderness rather than satire. Even at its strangest moments, the story became less about aliens than about a woman refusing to surrender the reality in which her child still exists somewhere.
Eldridge Thomas III lives and writes in Knoxville, TN, but he’s from a swamp in Deep South Georgia. He can be reached at eldridgethomas3@gmail.com.